23 September 2014 @ 08:16 pm


YES IT'S STILL GENERATION NINE. I'M SORRY. Somehow I didn't realize that having three heirs means three times the amount of pictures I have to take. D: Plus like, this whole month... has just not been good to me. A nice little filler update is right up my alley right now. Anyways, looking back at last time: booze and death galore at the second half of university! Most of that time was spent failing to find Paloma, Drew, and April some spouses before they had to graduate. Lemme tell you though, my pretend-arson skills are excellent.



SO. Getting right back into things! Here's the last stupid house I have to build for this legacy, and thankfully it's one that I like quite a lot. The main part here is where the heirs and all the kids will get to stay! I guess the real prize April gets for being first place is the swanky master bedroom on the third floor, while Drew and Paloma are relegated to some ~plebian~ bedrooms downstairs.



To the side is the guest house, with Frey and Madrine on the first floor and Orion and Fae on the second. Apparently Orion and Fae got the best damn bathroom on the lot, because EVERYONE goes out of their way to shower there. WHY.



Oh, and one last thing - Asshole Island is gone! All the graves have been scattered across the lot so the ghosts can roam around. It's the last generation, why not let them have a little freedom to kill everyone in sight?



Awww, don't they look cute! So innocent about the day they get swamped with twenty bazillion children, driving me bugshit crazy in the process. You just keep smiling, April. You don't even know.



April and Drew: WOW MADRINE IS A HOTTIE!!
But no one is going to have sex with her, right? RIGHT?!
(Drew already tried. I NIPPED THAT SHIT IN THE BUD SO FAST, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.)



Any new house obviously needs to be greeted via ritual dance!



April: It's a house! And it's NEW!! LIFE IS GREAT!
Is the bubble bong residue in your brain coming loose again?



Oh look, here are the other three clowns that live to drive me crazy. It's not like this is NEW behavior, but Fae and Frey's eternal slapfest and Orion hovering around Fae like she has her own gravitational pull is immensely more annoying in the new house. I think I'm just a bit bitter that they ignore all their rad new stuff in favor of obsessing over each other literally all day. (Seriously. They even forget to eat or sleep.)



But who cares! I've got some match-making to get to! I'm a busy gal!



Annie: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Annie the Disney princess has impeccable table manners.



Lmao, of course he thinks that's funny. Fuck off, Drew.



Annie: Ooooh, I feel all funny looking at him. My stomach is in knots! ♥
Maybe it's more gas.



But Drew doesn't feel the same way. :( As far as chemistry goes, they're pretty much duds. Too bad he doesn't have a choice in the matter!



Drew: HELLO! I AM BEING FORCED TO TALK AND FLIRT WITH YOU!
Annie: How romantic!~ swoon



Annie don't care how fake it is as long as somebody's fawning over her!



Since April doesn't have a spouse set in stone yet, I went to Plan A: poach random-ass people off the street. This lady here is Lace, but while she's cute, she had no interest in April.



Sooooo Plan B it is! I love this thing. Somewhere in the distance, you can probably hear the matchmaker crying herself to sleep on her giant Scrooge McDuck money pile because she's been replaced by a fucking ball.



Meet Opal! I liked her the best out of the crystal's options and lemme tell ya, having three bolts never hurts. I don't really want red hair again but MMMMMM, THAT EYESHAPE



Orion: Wow Annie, I never did think about the dangers of fracking!
Annie's conversation topics remain completely unsurprising.



Annie: You know, I'm always interested in the size of a man's....... carbon footprint. ♥
ANNIE! ANNIE, NO!! D8





PSA: Orion is married. Orion does not need a blind date. Orion also does not need future daughters-in-law all over his nutsack. This has been a message from the legacy player. Thank you.



Drew: HUM DE DUM, JUST GOTTA NEUROTICALLY SCRUB EVERY SURFACE OF THIS BATHTUB
Thankfully he's oblivious to any goings-on between Annie and his dad. As he is about most things, really.





They're free! They're freeeeeeeee! 8D Gee, you'd think they'd look a little happier about it? The ghosts have only been chained up for like three generations now or something.



Vivi, shitlord animal ghost supreme, rewards me for my generosity by scaring poor Lace to death.



UM ARE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE YOUR SPAGHETTI ON THE FLOOR YOU SLOB?



Opal: Excuse me, but I can't leave because somebody's CORPSE is in the way!



Opal: DOES NO ONE SEE THAT I'M IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY
HOLY SHIT SHUT UP AND WAIoh Drew let Lace die anyway. Problem solved!



During all this, Fae became an old lady and I totally forgot to let her stay home from work. D: Oh well, at least she missed ghost murder!



Fae? Is super good-looking at every damn life stage. How does she do it?!



Hey Paloma! How's the love life going? You look super busy there so I'm sure it's going just great!!



As for April, she's down with Opal.



Frey: Blocking the sink when I have DIRTY DISHES?! *SEETHE*



No, this is not April's rad master bedroom. This is in fact Paloma's bed. That I just put there. Could we maybe NOT break it in before Paloma has even slept there?



April: I can't help it! We just can't stop our ~LOVE~!



I guess that's ok--DID I JUST HEAR SOME DAMN BABY CHIMES?!!



April and Opal: *horrible, dawning realization*
Oops, nothing like a big middle finger from ACR to spoil the mood!



Paloma: Did she do what I think she did on MY bed? Oh HELL NO.



NO STAIRS? TOO BAD, PALOMA IS A LADY ON A MISSION



But despite taking the Fuck You Physics Highway, Paloma is a little too late to lecture April on the etiquette of getting impregnated in your sister's bed. Tough luck!



Dirty toilet time? You betcha! Shown this time in ~*~artsy photo vision~*~. Hey, it's tough keeping all these pictures of people vomiting into toilets fresh and interesting.



April: Oooh, I bet puking on the seat will feel great on my buttcheeks! :DDD

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Drew still clogs up his want panel with Paula so I finally invited her over to nip some in the bud. She's back-up in case things really, really don't work out with Annie.



Drew: YES YES I JUST LOVE LOOKING AT HER *crazy eyes*



Drew: SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!! PAULA PAULA PAULA!!



SORRY. You're stuck with Annie. And you can see Paloma's getting a special person of her own too!



Honestly, Percy the music-hating dormie isn't really my first choice for her spouse, but he hits the minimum criteria of being very attractive to Paloma and not dying horribly in college.



Plus, he... likes chess. Exciting, yes? (Not really.)



Paloma Ehhhh... I guess I can live with your penis. Marry me?
Percy: GASP! YES! 'TIL DEATH DO US PART!!



Awwwww, that kinda warms my deadened heart.



April: Drew sure makes some nice paintings when he's trying to avoid you, Annie!
This is true! Drew's great plan whenever Annie visits is to camp his ass at the easel and completely ignore her. Asshole.



Then, in other crap I don't understand: Drew goes and sucks face with this lady .5 seconds after he greets her.





YOU BARELY EVEN KNOW HER, YOU ANTISOCIAL TWIT.



Oh Drew, what a whore. But I DID want him to be a casanova hermit, so I guess I got what I asked for...



Madrine's gotta ruin all the festivities though by dying! Even though she and Joseph annoyed me endlessly with their shenanigans, I was happy I brought her onboard with Frey. Oh my gosh, when did she become heir? *checks* OCTOBER 2013??? JESUS. I'LL GET MY CANE AND MY DEPENDS.



Paloma: Boohoohoohooooooo!
Annie: La la la, flowers and rainbows and small woodland creatures!



BYE MADRINE, I LOVE YOU. :(



Then my game crashed so TS2 could kindly let me relive Madrine's death all over again. What is with the pink hovertorso obsession, game?!
(drew's floating head tho, lmao)



That's right Orion, YOU'LL be the one in a grave if you start trying to bang Annie.



Oh look, it's Frey's dead mom, Akiko! And has she got a wild hair up her ass tonight!



Scaring the piss out of Paloma? Talk about boring and overdone.



Murdering her fiancé? NOW we're cooking with gas!



As you can tell, Percy is a cherished and important member of the family already.



siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH



Actually, that probably wasn't Akiko's fault, as GEORGIA just so happened to kill Frey a few moments later.



At least Frey manages to have a happier ending. And how many times have I been able to say THAT?



Frey: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I HATE DYING.



Akiko: OH YEAH? SUCK IT UP. I CAN'T EVEN FIT ALL THE SHIT I HATE INTO ONE BUBBLE.



Frey: STOP TRYING TO ONE-UP ME MOM!!!
Paloma: *wonders how many times she can piss herself in one night; answer: 3*





Yeah, I don't even care about dumb ghost shit anymore, because LOOK AT THIS. GENERATION TEN IS HAPPENING!!



We leave off with Frey reminiscing about the good old days. Man. Makes you get a little teary remembering those anal probings of yore. Good stuff.

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Some things I realized this month:
1. The Sims 2 is now ten years old.
2. I've now been playing this game for six years.
3. My livejournal account is now eight years old.
WHERE IS THE TIME GOING?! GODDAMN
 
 
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