Welcome back, everybody! So, a nasty flu virus thing has blitzed its way through my household. First it struck my roommate, and then my boyfriend, and now me. Since I'm hiding out from the outside world today, I'm bringing another quick update along with the HEIR POLL (FINALLY)!! This was quickly written, but it'll probably make sense - if it doesn't, just chalk it up to the fact that I'm delirious and it feels like an elf crawled into my head and started replacing sections of my brain with cotton fluff.

Anyway, the last update concluded with a rather horrifying visit by the cow mafia, caused when scene kiddy Stefano irritated his older sister Maha to her breaking point. Claus's magical pirate hat seduced Yuzuki into having two more pregnancies, but she was mostly preoccupied with her new stalker Luke. Neither Ashley nor new baby sister Georgia received much attention from their parents.



Picking up from where we left off...
Stefano: AIEEEEEEE!! THEY'RE MOOING UNCONTROLLABLY AT ME
Ashley: ....zzz...zzzzz.... Who's yelling...?



Ashley: Sigh... another terrible morning.



Ashley: :O!!!!!!



Ashley: OH MY GOD I'M BEAUTIFUL
Yes, Ashley's face has been de-wonkified! I think I made his face correctly, considering we've only seen him with his broken template face.



Yuzuki's face rehaul also went pretty well. I think her lips are a little bit bigger than they were before, but at this point I'm just super happy that I fixed it.



Random Townie: WELL I DEFINITELY APPROVE OF THIS MAKEOVER, ALSO DO YOU MIND IF I WATCH YOU A LITTLE BIT



Random townie teen, along with her accomplice Hula Lady, are trying very hard to compete with Mr. Plaid and Joel for "most annoying visitor who refuses to leave".



Oh, and absolutely nothing has changed on Luke and Yuzuki's front, either. If I've lost track of one, it's a safe bet that they're hovering around the other.



Ashley: WHAT, ANOTHER D?! JEALOUS OF MY NEWFOUND GOOD LOOKS I SEE



Stefano and Jules don't care about Ashley's persecution complex, though! They just wanna look smiley and cute.



Oh, and this is [livejournal.com profile] mkhione's Electron Pasteur, Neutron's sister. She rarely shows up, but when she does she's chill and she doesn't start pointless fights like some people.



Case in point!
Ashley: BAWWWWWWWW NOT AGAIN



Ashley: OH MY GOD I AM SOOOO SAD WHY ISN'T MY DAD COMFORTING ME



Claus: OH MY GOD I AM SOOOO SAD WHY ISN'T MY DAD COMFORTING ME
Like two peas in a pod, I see!



New baby Georgia has just been hanging out, doing nothing of note.
Georgia: BABYHOOD IS BORING AS CRAP
You're telling me! You just get to sit around and poop yourself, your family I have to do all the work! Hmph.



Speaking of babies, let's see hooOOOOOOHHH MY GOD WHAT'S IN THERE A BAKER'S DOZEN??? SWEET JESUS
Yuzuki: Oooooh! ♥



Yuzuki: Tee hee, just a false alarm!
Luke: just a' stalkin', stalkin', stalkin', doo dee doo



Hula lady and annoying creepy teenager meet their end at the wrathful hands of Parvati, who's honestly just happy that she gets to kick asses. Electron approves.



Ayako: Oh, isn't she so adorable? Just...too cute...
Georgia: you bet your sweet ass I am, grandma
Luke: Actually, could you take her for a bit? My arm is getting tired.



Ayako: snore
Luke: ...Oh, uh, nevermind then.



Luke: Well, I guess if Ayako is sleeping outside, then she won't mind if I sleep right here next to Yuzuki!
GO AHEAD, KEEP JUSTIFYING IT TO YOURSELF



COUSIN TIME! Today we have my darling little llama child Cria. Cria's favorite cousin besides Graham is Ashley, so they decided to have a play date together.



It's not even a few minutes before I get a social worker notice hollering at me, going like, "HEY YOU YOUR STUPID ASS KID IS GETTING HEATSTROKE, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND TAKE YOUR CHILDREN, YADDA YADDA YADDA". Apparently their game of "fumble baseballs onto the ground and giggle" is enough to make Ashley roast.



Ashley: Oh, wow... I don't feel so good... I-I feel faint...



Ashley: Ooooh.... woooh....
Georgia: OH HELL NO YOU BETTER NOT PASS OUT ON ME



And now, an animated rendition of Ashley's heatstroke in INDIANA JONES-O-VISION:



Ashley: My face tingles!



Cria is thoroughly unimpressed.
Cria: 'Scuse me? Heat sickness? WHATEVER, WUSSY



Quick interlude for Georgia's birthday!
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGIA!
Georgia: but wait, where'd all the melting Nazis go :(



I had to go and fix her wonky facial template, but boy was it worth it because Georgia is ADORABLE!!! And she earns all three of those exclamation points. I mean, look at her freckles! EEEEE!



Georgia: BY THE WAY CAN A BITCH GET A BOTTLE AROUND HERE
She definitely joins Ashley in the "horrible whiny baby" category, but she's stolen my heart so I forgive her. Total bias here.



Georgia: That's right. Give me the goods!





SON OF A BITCH! Disease in TS2 always drives me nuts, especially since I have neighborhoods where the flu has become a plague that never ever goes away. Thankfully I quarantined Ayako pretty well, but that doesn't stop me from having her quit her stupid flu-giving job as a "professional party guest" (read: cosplay convention attendee).



Stefano's new favorite toy is the stereo, which he presumably uses to religiously play The Postal Service.



Yuzuki: Hey, Stefano! Look at these cool moves! Aren't I hip?
Stefano: Lol, poser.



Yuzuki: Now you just wait right here, Georgia, Mommy's got to go have a mental breakdown.
Georgia: Oh, okay!



Yuzuki: HAHAHA I LOVE BEING A BABY FACTORY WHEEEE HEE HEE



I hope the therapist is paid overtime, because he sure is over here a lot. Actually, forget that, what does he need overtime for? He flies in on a MAGICAL TWIRLY UMBRELLA. Fuck that guy.



Luke: HER PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS IS STILL SOOOO SEXY TO ME!



Despite the Cow Incident, Stefano still adores Maha. He just likes to show it in a persistent and completely annoying fashion.



Maha: NO DON'T HUG ME, I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT MINUSCULE ELECTRIC SHOCK
Stefano: Awww.



Stefano: ...BUT HOW 'BOUT NOW :DDD
Maha: Didn't you hear me? I SAID NO



Stefano: Don't turn away! Look at me! I'm so cute, aren't I?
Maha: ARGHRGHGHFGHFGHGHHHHH



It's not always out of love. Sometimes Stefano is just a really huge asshole.
Ashley: Hello everybody! Step right up! Be awed by my amazing feats of skill!
Stefano: SHUT UP, NOBODY CARES



LOL! Oh, it's so sad when they mess up their cute routines, but I giggle anyways.



Ashley: But...but... my beauty!
Is not getting you anywhere, sorry dear.



Ashley: You made me fall over! YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!
Stefano: THAT'S NOT A FEAT, YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME! WAY TO MISLEAD ME



So how do they settle this dispute? By having a gun fight, of course. Kids are awesome!



Ashley: AIEEEEE!! I'VE BEEN HIT!
Stefano: Awww, yeah. Sharpshooter!



Claus: ...Did your son just shoot my son to death?
Parvati: I am SO proud of him right now...! sniff



And finally, THE LAST STUPID BABY OF GEN 3! I never have to endure another of Yuzuki's terrible pregnancies again. This one was especially annoying because I had no idea how she got pregnant, so I just assumed it was some sort of bizarre immaculate conception.



Yuzuki: OWWW OWWW HOOOOOO OOOOH
Ayako: Yuzuki! Yuzuki, there's a G Gundam marathon on TV!
NOW'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME, AYAKO



Here's Eve, who will hopefully be (knock on wood) her final child. She was so close to being named Jesus, you have no idea. She's Claus's first child to actually kind of look like him, but she's arrived way too late.
Ayako: Hey this staring at Yuzuki thing is actually pretty fun





To celebrate giving birth, Yuzuki decides to tuck into a nice bowl of old, rotten soup and contract food poisoning. Congratulations Yuzuki, I have noeatcrap and yet you're STILL a huge dumbass.



Poor Eve really got the short end of the stick, as the heir poll is fast approaching and she's been out of the womb for all of five seconds. What better way to remedy this than with some good ol' fashioned cheating?
Claus: OH LOOK, SHE HAS CONVENIENTLY GROWN UP, HOW SURPRISING



Awww. Still a cutie, though.



Georgia's greatest BFF in the world is blocks. She LOVES blocks. Look at the pure joy in her face from just looking at them!



Eve's more about drawing, although she's not at the same level as Ashley.



Not shown: countless instances of Yuzuki yarfing up her insides into the toilet, and then slowly losing her grip on her sanity in front of said toilet, causing everyone to bitch and moan and pee themselves because they can't use the toilet that she's blocking. Sigh.



Yuzuki: OH IS THAT SO PROFESSOR, HOW ARE YOU SO SMART
Luke: She's so dreamy...!
For those of you who noticed similarities between Ayako and Yuzuki... you are so right. They are totally both Luke's type.



Somehow, he likes this woman more than his own wife. Luke, you are confounding me in your old age.



Ashley: HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY COOL NEW TRICK
Parvati: WOW THAT'S REAL SPECIAL, WHO GIVES A CRAP



Ashley: You have to believe in me or it doesn't work... it's just like fairy magic. :(



Parvati: Claus... WHAT are you doing?
He's just grooving! Don't you want to join him? No?



Fine, at least Eve will dance along with him. Jerk.



Later, Ashley and Georgia have a very... uh, empty birthday party.
Ashley: Grandpa, how come Mom and Dad don't want to come to my party?



Yuzuki: I'm pretending that he's actually his father! :D
Welp, there's your answer, Ashley! Any questions?



~ * ~ G L A M O U R S H O T ~ * ~



Ashley's facial skintone looked absolutely godawful to me when he grew up into a teen, so I decided to cover it up with gobs and gobs of makeup. This had the unintentional effect of making him look like a blond Japanese pop star. So for those of you who like that stuff: enjoy?



It's Georgia's turn now! Please don't do anything that will require ten tons of makeup. Okay, Georgia?



...Georgia?
Georgia: NOT NOW, EATING MY DAMN CAKE



Geez, sorry. Anyway, here's Georgia being a sweetheart to little Eve and offering her trucks.



...Or she would've, if she didn't have two whole nice points from the Parvati School of Sibling Interactions. Have a hearty point and laugh from her!



Georgia: Ain't I a stinker?
Oh my goodness. STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU SO MUCH. I will attempt to keep Georgia fangirling down to a minimum, though.



Eve doesn't really do all that much, so she's pretty much forgotton about (except for a rare huggle here from Luke). Why couldn't you have been born earlier?



Eve: I can dislocate my jaw! Does that make you like me better?
Meh.
Eve: YOUR INDIFFERENCE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO ME



At least she likes dancing with June, though! Maybe she'll adopt you or something, idk.



Ashley's perfect jpop pout makes me laugh though! He needs a whole band.



Wow, this is a really dramatic-looking scene, isn't it? You could just imagine some intense dialogue happening here.
Georgia: Oh, daddy! Aunt Parvati is so cruel to me!
Claus: You ever so much as look at my child again, and I will kill you.
Parvati: Hahaha! You think that your empty threats mean anything to me?!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING*



What is actually happening, however:
Claus: A BLOO BLOO BLOO! YOU ARE THE MEANEST SISTER EVER
Georgia: Oh, daddy! Aunt Parvati...Aunt..psst come on dad pull yourself together YOU ARE MAKING ME LOOK BAD DADDY
Parvati: Am I missing something here?



Maha: I HATE IT WHEN MY MOM AND MY UNCLE FIGHT, WATCH ME GRIPE ABOUT IT IN THE BATHROOM WHERE NOBODY CAN HEAR ME



Sometimes I accidentally stumble across things while I'm scrolling around the house. Things like Claus flashing his junk to the neighbors across the street while wearing a lightbulb hat. I don't even know.



I wish he could have a Stefano-themed black cake, but the regular ol' one will have to do. Happy birthday!



oh my goodness, this is so precious
Stefano: So? How do I look?? :DDD
You're the best, Stef. No joke.



Eve: BUT LOOK, YOU'LL FIND THAT IT IS I WHO HAS GROWN UP
DGAF



As the youngest children in the household, Georgia and Eve tend to stick together and hang out. Georgia is still totally into her blocks, while Eve just draws a million crappy scribbles.





This family is so, so cute... I hope they keep their adorableness throughout college! Nobody better die this time...



Also: Maha's BFF cousin Megan grew up! I'll save the gabbing for the next spare update, but I'll just say that I really, really like her updated look! :D



Of course, since Megan's a teen now, that means that Jules is one too! You can really see Kenji's nose on him.



Eve really hates her life/her brother for some reason, even though she's been alive for only like 48 hours. Apparently the trashcan is the PERFECT item to subject to abuse, so she does this REPEATEDLY.



Eve: Hmm, there appears to be trash here for some mysterious reason, guess I should go and throw it away like a responsible person!
Up yours, Eve.



Georgia and Eve: BLAH BLAH BLAH BITCH AND MOAN, WE'RE REALLY TIRED BUT WE WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT



There are things called "beds", you know.
Georgia: Whatever. I'm hard as fuck, I can sleep wherever I want.



More Stefano dancing? More Stefano dancing.



Stefano even gets a chance to groove with this cute townie girl, who completely ripped off Maha's hairdo...and makes this creepy face.
Sion Berry(wtf name): HAY SEXAY



Stefano: No... no, I...no.



Ahh, much better. Look at their cute synchronized dancing! Awww.



Why hello there, teenager Georgia! Yes, I'm waving my magical cheaty wand again, only because everyone in the house will be a hundred years old by the time they've become teenagers the proper way. (Maha will even be an adult. Yeah, it would've taken awhile.) Anyways, lovely Georgia here rolled romance and family. KA-CHING, MORE ROMANCE SIMS!



Eve also received the same treatment, and I'm tickled by how much she looks like a perfect mix of her parents! Well, she rolled popularity for her first aspiration, and family for her second. However...





...she has ZERO ASPIRATION POINTS. Poor girl has been so ignored that she has absolutely no points to spend! Not gonna lie, the first thing I did was show my boyfriend and then start cracking up. I am a bad person.

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Nevermind all that though because now it's
HEIR POLL TIME!!!

It's been entirely too long since our last heir poll, don't you agree? I don't mean to rush so much but it's already 3.4 so it's time to get the show on the road! Without further ado, your contenders for generation three heirship are:



MAHA ALMASSY
COMPELS YOU WITH BOVINE PERSUASION
Fortune/Pleasure
9|10|2|3|4
+: formal wear, hats
-: brown hair



ASHLEY ALMASSY
A MODERN DAY UGLY DUCKLING
Romance/Knowledge
2|8|10|8|7
+: great cook, lycanthropy
-: glasses



STEFANO ALMASSY
MORE INDIE THAN YOU
Popularity/Grilled Cheese
6|9|6|4|4
+: brown hair, charismatic
-: fatness



GEORGIA ALMASSY
THE DARK HORSE FROM HELL
Romance/Family
7|3|10|6|2
+: grey hair, hats
-: charismatic



Eve: Wait, already? I've only been alive for half an update!
Don't care, talk to the hand, etc etc.
EVE ALMASSY
LIKES ELDERLY ROBOTS? WHAT THE HELL
Popularity
6|7|9|5|8
+: grey hair, robots
-: glasses

4/28 EDIT:
Voting is now closed! A huge thank you to everyone who voted! Brb, gotta write a paper and then I'll get back to comments!


I will no longer be accepting votes after Thursday, April 28th, at 5pm PST. Also: if you are an anon lurker and you'd like to vote, just leave your vote in the comments and I'll count it. Don't use it to vote more than once though! Thank you for voting, and I'll see you next time at the spare update!

 
 
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